Prince Harry and Meghan
This has to be one of the bestest days spent with Prince Harry and Meghan on Bondi Beach. They were chatting with the Bondi Rescue team. I looked after Meghan's hand sanitizer wipes which she had to use all the time as it was a hot and sticky day and ewwwwww! Prince Harry and I snuck off for a few brewskies and I caught up with his latest news. He is going to be a DAD in a few months. Please don't tell anyone!
ARCHIE
GRETA
This young lady needs no introduction but if you don't know who she is her name is Greta Thunberg and she is the BEST! The BIG PEOPLE stuffed up the environment and she is upset and worried that in the future there will be no ice for polar bears and no bees to make honey. Wake up everyone, time is running out!
HARRY AND MEGHAN
Well here I am with my 'besties' Harry and Meghan - we are now on a first-name basis and they call me TED - not Master T. We are having a FaceTime call as they are in Canada and I am in Sydney. I just had to sit still in this frame so I didn't blur the conversation any more than it has been lately. Can you believe it? They have decided to skip being Royal - and now Archie and I can grow up together and be mates - l am just so excited as he is a smashing kid and I can't wait to take him for burns in Bertie - who is currently in hospital being fixed up after a Millennial tried to exterminate him. Meghan said she will give MUM fashion tips and Harry will chat for hours with DAD about the end of the world, which is coming faster than you can say Armageddon! - whatever that is...
COVID-19
How spooky was my last post... here I am in the cupboard in isolation with all the family. We are all sitting too close to one another but we figure that we are only stuffed with cotton-wool so nothing will harm us. However, I have made this mask out of one of MUM's old tissues, just in case. Stay safe and well all you BIG PEOPLE!
That pesky virus has turned our lives upside down. I now have to wear the mask MUM bought me in Venice and it makes drinking brewskies very difficult. I am sick of having to stay home and can't take Bertie for burns around the Hood in case the cops pull me over as I don't have a license and, well...
Even the bear in the chemist's window in the Hood has taken to wearing a mask for chrissakes!
That pesky virus has turned our lives upside down. I now have to wear the mask MUM bought me in Venice and it makes drinking brewskies very difficult. I am sick of having to stay home and can't take Bertie for burns around the Hood in case the cops pull me over as I don't have a license and, well...
Even the bear in the chemist's window in the Hood has taken to wearing a mask for chrissakes!
TRUMP
This week the President of the US of A moved up a rung on the ladder. He is now almost at the top. The Trumpster is just a step away from being declared completely crazy - although he has been practising for some time. We bears can't wait to see him get carted off to the Mad House, which is not as nice as the White House, but he probably won't notice the difference, as long as there is a golf course and he is surrounded by idiots.
We think he is really a possum in a suit 'cause if you look closely, he has rings round his eyes and he prefers to stay home during the day and stay up late at night to send his tweets.
Mr President, we just want to say that Black Lives Matter and you should show some R.E.S.P.E.C.T. Just ask my brother Beans.
We think he is really a possum in a suit 'cause if you look closely, he has rings round his eyes and he prefers to stay home during the day and stay up late at night to send his tweets.
Mr President, we just want to say that Black Lives Matter and you should show some R.E.S.P.E.C.T. Just ask my brother Beans.
MY COVID BIRTHDAY
Today I celebrated my birthday in Nielsen Park with three of my 'besties'. I wasn't allowed to invite everyone as we are still social distancing. My Auntie Angie and Unkee Adam bought me the most delicious birthday ricotta cake and I had to stop MUM gobbling it all up. DAD said I turned 13. I am mighty confused as a couple of years ago I decided to go backwards and now I can't remember how old I think I am. Here's a pic of me having a siesta so I could stay awake for an all-night party in the cupboard with the bears. Oh happy day!
USA ELECTION 2020
Here it is folks... the Trumpster has been voted out and here's a pic of him clenching his fist like a true psycopath refusing to accept the fact that he is fired! I reckon Melania is packing her bags and updating her pre-nup as we speak. Not that I understand what that means but you can see in the next pic that we now have Joe and Kamala social distancing and promising that they will find the soul of America again.
The Trumpster has finally left the White House and will be remembered as the only President who was impeached twice. True that...
SKYWHALES
Last weekend we drove down to Canberra to see the skywhales. They were amazing and reminded me of...