Thailand
On the way to Cambodia, we island hopped down the east coast of Thailand. I was only three and DAD took me to my first island bar on Koh Samet. He used to like going there 'cause every time he ordered a drink, he was given a funny cigarette. The boys liked me 'cause I was so polite and tipped them big-time. I spent all my pocket money there. By the time we reached Koh Chang, I had no money left to go out partying and just used to sit on the balcony railing of our hut (a bit like Timmie on his pillow) and look out for tsunamis. Fortunately none came and I earned some money telling jokes to the hippies who walked past. They thought I was 'normal' 'cause they had smoked lots of funny cigarettes and didn't realise that I am just a stuffed toy.